Ouch. This box is really uncomfortable.

Hey! There's someone screaming really loud  outside the box. It sounds like a dying cat chewing on a screwdriver getting run over by a snowplow.

"A pink snowplow." Hey! An echo! "Echo" I said.

"Echo!" The echo said. 

"Hellooooo" I said.

"Hellooooo" the echo said. 

"Emily!" Hey! I know an Emily.

"Emily!" Somebody else said. Oh.  […]

"Emily, what's that strange screaching sound?" There was some really annoying noise, and I don't know what it is!

"Maybe it's a bird!"

"Maybe it's a plane!"

"Oh, It's just Sarah."

"Vivian, maybe we should move that really pointy rock that Sarah is just about to fall on to and die because its going to poke her right there […]

"EMILY! HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO FIX THE HOLE??"

"What? How was I supposed to-" For some reason, Sarah was laying
under the balloon. Couldn't she see we had a problem here?

"Help!" What's she whining about?

"SARAH! We have a SERIOUS problem here! EMILY is a RETARD!!!"

"HELP!" What is her PROBLEM?

"EMILY! I can't ride in a hot air […]

Emily, Sarah and I saw a news report (while I was eating strawberry frosted mini wheats in our dorm at Stanford) on starving children in South Africa, and decided to go there and help. I thought it would be a great idea if we walked, because you know, eating all of that cereal, we would […]

"Everybody's going to die" that's what everybody tells you. Well,
isn't that cheerful? Oh! Congratulations! You won your soccer game! By
the way, you're going to die tomorrow! Well, I am not going to be like
everybody else. I am not going to die because:

1. I don't want to (simple enough)

2. I don't smoke or anything so I […]

"Everybody's going to die" that's what everybody tells you. Well,
isn't that cheerful? Oh! Congratulations! You won your soccer game! By
the way, you're going to die tomorrow! Well, I am not going to be like
everybody else. I am not going to die because:

1. I don't want to (simple enough)

2. I don't smoke or anything so I […]

Do you think fifth grade is stupid? I do. We have to
do the stupidest assignments, like writing papers, and doing science
experiments. See, I have this paper due on Monday, and I don't have the
slightest idea what I'm going to write about. I could write about my
cat, Mr.
Blackballoffurwithalittlebitofwhiteonhistailbutyoucantreallyseeit. My
little sister named him, but he's boring. I […]