How Emily, Sarah and I die in a horrible hot air balloon/ killer whale accident Part IV
April 24th, 2007
Ouch. This box is really uncomfortable.
Hey! There's someone screaming really loud outside the box. It sounds like a dying cat chewing on a screwdriver getting run over by a snowplow.
"A pink snowplow." Hey! An echo! "Echo" I said.
"Echo!" The echo said.
"Hellooooo" I said.
"Hellooooo" the echo said.
"Emily!" Hey! I know an Emily.
"Emily!" Somebody else said. Oh. I better echo.
"Emi-ahhhhh! EARTHQUAKE!!!!"
"Emil-AGAH! Earthquake!" Hey! The echo's back!
I climbed out of the box.
"Vivian!"
"Okay, so I heard this weird scream, and I said that it sounded like a dying cat chewing on a screwdriver getting run over by a snowplow. A Pink snow plow. And then there was this echo. And it was so cool!" It was really cool.
"Cool. Let's go back to the balloon now. I fixed it." Oh, great. Emily 'fixed' it.
AN HOUR LATER
We're FINALLY up in the air with everything running smoothly. I can't believe that Emily fixed it!
"I'm hungry." Jeez. Emily is always hungry.
"Emily! Go get some food then."
"We forgot it, Genius!" Sarah said.
"No! Melvins eating it!" Emily was right. We all leaned over the edge of the balloon. "HEY! MELVIN! QUIT EATING OUR FOOD!" Oh no! The balloon is tipping! We're falling!
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"OKAY MELVIN! YOU GO AHEAD AND EAT OUR FOOD!"
15 HOURS LATER
"Now I'm really hungry!!" Me too.
"It looks like we're right over Greece right now!" Sarah thinks she's so smart.
"Okay, let's stop here."
"Let's get pizza!"
"OKAY!"
AN HOUR LATER
The restauant is beautiful. There's this drummer guy in a corner too! I wonder what he's for!
"Okay, let's sit here." We sat at a table. "Um. I want a pizza with tomatoes, relish, hot fudge and extra cheese." I think I scared the waitress.
This is a really good pizza! "Wow! This pizza is really GREECE-Y! Haha!!!" I'm such a dork.
*Cricket…cricket…*
"*cough* AHEM!" I coughed.
The drummer guy woke up. "Oh! Right!" Duhdun tshe!!!
*cricket*