Do you think fifth grade is stupid? I do. We have to
do the stupidest assignments, like writing papers, and doing science
experiments. See, I have this paper due on Monday, and I don't have the
slightest idea what I'm going to write about. I could write about my
cat, Mr.
Blackballoffurwithalittlebitofwhiteonhistailbutyoucantreallyseeit. My
little sister named him, but he's boring. I could write about how I
broke my leg on the swing, but that's too gross. I could write about
the time my sister cut off all my hair, but that's too sad. I looked
exactly like Britney Spears. Ew! Yeah, fifth grade is so stupid. I
guess I could write a paper on lemonade stands, but that's too weird.
Maybe I should write a song. A song about…..oh, yeah, well, that was
a stupid idea too. (Really big sigh) I guess I'd better get started. I
mean, I don't want it to be too late on Sunday before I finish! I guess
I'll just write a story about Mr.
Blackballoffurwithalittlebitofwhiteonhistailbutyoucantreallyseeit,
(Other really big sigh) How should I write this…..

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