"Everybody's going to die" that's what everybody tells you. Well,
isn't that cheerful? Oh! Congratulations! You won your soccer game! By
the way, you're going to die tomorrow! Well, I am not going to be like
everybody else. I am not going to die because:

1. I don't want to (simple enough)

2. I don't smoke or anything so I won't die from that

3. Since I barely ever have my phone or money or anything, nobody will mistake it for a gun and shoot me 41 times. (that's rude)

4. I'm not Orville Redenbacher, so I'm not going to have a heartattack in a whirlpool.

5. I don't have a lot of enemies, so I hope nobody will want to murder me.

6. I'm not depressed, so I'm not going to kill myself.

7.
I don't trip as much as Emily, so she'll probably trip, and then I'll
fall on top of her, and she'll break my fall. (and she sticks the
landing) (by the way…Emily lives!)

8. And if I ever have one leg, I will not attempt to run across canada. (Maybe Africa though)

9. "That could never happen to me"

10. I'll never get into a hot air balloon with Emily. 

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