"EMILY! HOW COULD YOU FORGET TO FIX THE HOLE??"
"What? How was I supposed to-" For some reason, Sarah was laying
under the balloon. Couldn't she see we had a problem here?
"Help!" What's she whining about?
"SARAH! We have a SERIOUS problem here! EMILY is a RETARD!!!"
"HELP!" What is her PROBLEM?
"EMILY! I can't ride in a hot air […]
Emily, Sarah and I saw a news report (while I was eating strawberry frosted mini wheats in our dorm at Stanford) on starving children in South Africa, and decided to go there and help. I thought it would be a great idea if we walked, because you know, eating all of that cereal, we would […]
"Everybody's going to die" that's what everybody tells you. Well,
isn't that cheerful? Oh! Congratulations! You won your soccer game! By
the way, you're going to die tomorrow! Well, I am not going to be like
everybody else. I am not going to die because:
1. I don't want to (simple enough)
2. I don't smoke or anything so I […]
"Everybody's going to die" that's what everybody tells you. Well,
isn't that cheerful? Oh! Congratulations! You won your soccer game! By
the way, you're going to die tomorrow! Well, I am not going to be like
everybody else. I am not going to die because:
1. I don't want to (simple enough)
2. I don't smoke or anything so I […]
Do you think fifth grade is stupid? I do. We have to
do the stupidest assignments, like writing papers, and doing science
experiments. See, I have this paper due on Monday, and I don't have the
slightest idea what I'm going to write about. I could write about my
cat, Mr.
Blackballoffurwithalittlebitofwhiteonhistailbutyoucantreallyseeit. My
little sister named him, but he's boring. I […]
