Where did hot dogs come from?
December 6th, 2006
Where did hot dogs come from? What’s in them? Nobody knows for sure. Some people think it’s meat, fat, bread crumbs, and egg whites created by some guy in Gemany, but they don’t know the real story……
A little boy named Bobby was in his kitchen one day, cleaning out all of the expired food from the refridgerator. Bobby hated to see all of this food go to waste, so he decided that he would make a new kind of food. So, anyways, he decided to make a piece of “meat” only, he wouldn’t tell anybody what was in it. Well, pretty soon he gathered up all of the stuff his mom told him to throw away (old pickles, expired milk, and moldy bread, and some dried up turkey sandwich-at least it looked like turkey) and then he went upstairs into his bathroom. He grabbed one of those little toothbrush holder things, (the ones you put your tooth brush in to travel with) and he put all of the stuff in there. Bobby packed it in real tight so that eventually it would all grow to become one thing. A few weeks later, he found it shoved under his bed along with some socks and a math book. He took it out of the container, and sat there staring at it. Was it edible? If somebody ate it, would they live? Bobby couldn’t risk eating it himself, so he gave it to his older brother for lunch, because George would eat anything. So George stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it up, then he said, “this is good!” with little pieces of food flying everywhere. He asked Bobby what it was called, but Bobby never thought about naming it, so George suggested “Hot Dog” because it was hot, and they had a dog named Perry. Bobby liked the name, and pretty soon he started making more and selling them to kids at school. About two years later, hot dogs became world wide. So now, people eat them with out even thinking of how much work Bobby put in to them.
–good thing Language arts is right before lunch time… 
