Have you ever wondered who named bread “bread” and chocolate “chocolate?” Me too. Who was so powerful that they were able to make an entire language that billions of people would eventually learn. It’s not like when you’re in second grade, and you don’t want the girl that stole your crayon to know you’re talking […]

Where did hot dogs come from? What’s in them? Nobody knows for sure. Some people think it’s meat, fat, bread crumbs, and egg whites created by some guy in Gemany, but they don’t know the real story……
A little boy named Bobby was in his kitchen one day, cleaning out all of the expired food from the refridgerator. Bobby hated to […]

So I was at Starbucks for the first time (this was like three or four years ago), and I asked the lady for coffee. (Because isn’t that what you’re supposed to get when you’re at Starbucks?) Well, anyway, she just stares at me like I’m some freak! So after about ten minutes of being stared […]

Margaret: 
“Thank you so much. This just came up, and I didn’t have anyone to babysit, and Ashlie just loves you so much.” Mrs. Kramerhoff could just babble on, and on, and on….
“Yeah, well, I just don’t have a life.” Ashlie laughed really loud.
“Yes, well, thanks again, bye sweetie! I’ll see you later, okay Ashlie, stay […]