Stranded in the Desert with Nothing but My Toothpaste
September 12th, 2006
If you were stranded in the desert, with only one thing, what would it be? Most people would say an airplane, or a mirror, or a large sign that says, “S.O.S.!!! Help Me! Pretty Please Won’t You Help Me?” Or someone might say I’d bring my play station, and then instantly realize that THERE’S NO WHERE TO PLUG IT IN!!! So I would bring toothpaste to the desert. You’re probably wondering WHY would I bring toothpaste to the desert? Especially if I can only bring one thing? Well, think about it. You can eat toothpaste. (In small quantities) It will also keep your mouth minty fresh, or orangy fresh or what ever the flavor of your toothpaste is. It can also be used as a shampoo and body wash so you don’t stink. And above everything else, you can use the toothpaste to make a huge sign that says, “S.O.S.!!! Help Me! Pretty Please Won’t You Help Me?” That is the reason that I would personally bring toothpaste to the desert. Or maybe I would bring an umbrella……
dodgeviper said:
Why not a lot of water?
potatopotatopugpug said:
Wow! I really never thought of it that way. that is pretty smart.
but i agree with dodgeviper, what about water? I’m thirsty now. I diddnt know you could wash yourself with toothpaste, and wouldnt you need more than one tube to do all od that? and you would still need water to rinse off and all that stuff! oh well, it was a really good idea anyway.