Why Did the Chicken REALLY Cross the Road?
September 1st, 2006
Everyone thinks the chicken crosses the road to get to the other side. But why would a chicken need to get to the other side of a road? I mean, come on. A chicken would be just fine living his entire life on one side of the road, unless of course he needed something on the other side, that he would absolutely need to stay alive. Then he would need to cross the road. So, many people have wondered about the REAL reason this chicken crossed the road. The story about George P. Chicken and his son:
One day, George P. Chicken was walking with his son, Georgie Q. Chicken. Georgie wasn’t very smart. He liked to run out in front of large, scary, moving things, his dad called “trucks.” So anyway, Georgie was planning on running out in front of a particularly huge “truck.” His dad told him not to, and said that if he didn’t make it across this road, then, some trucker guy would be having a chicken pot pie for dinner that night. Since Georgie was not very smart, he didn’t know that chicken pot pie would include a chicken…him, so he ran in front of the truck. George P. Chicken screamed in terror! His son was going to be killed! As Georgie was just about to step on the curb of the other side of the road, He slipped, and fell. At that moment, a large pick-up truck was coming straight for him!!
“Noooo!” shouted George P. Chicken. He dove out in front of the truck and grabbed Georgie. Since they were much closer to this side of the street, they decided not to risk crossing again to get home. Georgie Q. Chicken promised to never run out in front of “cars” again. And that, of course, is the REAL reason the chicken crossed the road.
dodgeviper said:
Ok?I didnt really get it
roadrunner1997 said:
It was an interesting blog. I enjoyed the concept of why a chicken should cross the road. It was entertaining. Maybe you should question some different jokes and create a story for them. However, why would chickens be close to the road anyway? Nice picture.
Youdon'tknowme said:
Georgie sounds like a pretty stupid chicken but if he didn’t then there would never be Why did the chicken cross the road? To trip and get run over by a truck the the second chicken cross the road to save the other chickens butt. Another mystery though is, why a chicken…
puffinsaresosweet said:
i totally agree with your post. i have always thaught that taht joke was incredibly stupid and did not deserve to be told. if i were to tell a joke about a chicken it would not have anything to do with crossing the road because that joke is not worth telling.
Silver said:
I liked the humorous feeling throughout the post. it was one of those times where you and a friend both read the post, then look at eachother and start laughing. it was cool how you could make the reader do that, nomatter what mood they are in before reading.
Silver
potatopotatopugpug said:
That was brilliant! I finally understand the joke! (thaks for not letting the chicken get run over)